A story for the Books

so I have been told.It goes as follows:

Alyssa: Awwww man.....
Molly: Did you step in gum?
Alyssa: Yeah...
Molly: People need to learn how to spit their gum in the trash.
Me: Or how to swallow it.
All: (faces of disgust) Eww....
Me: Well, if your not willing to swallow what-
All:(doubled over in laughter.)
Me: you put in your mouth, it should be there to begin with.

I'l ltell it to you in person sometime. It's much better in person, I promise. :)